Chief minion


Lead troll. Mostly preoccupied with maintaining caffein concentration in plasma at saturated levels and being an annoying bugger around people. Trolls may be described as small, human-like beings or as tall as men depending on the region of origin of the story.

In Old Norse sources, trolls are said to dwell in isolated mountains, rocks and caves. In more recent times also around and under desktops. Numerous tales about trolls are recorded, in which they are frequently described as being extremely old and very strong. Smaller trolls are attested as living in burial mounds and in mountains in Scandinavian folk tradition In Denmark, these creatures are recorded as troldfolk ("troll-folk"), bjergtrolde ("mountain-trolls"), or bjergfolk ("mountain-folk") and in Norway also as troldfolk ("troll-folk") and tusser.